Honesty.

We were in the bathroom the other day. Sweetie was brushing his teeth, and I was looking in the mirror.

"Yikes!" I exclaimed. "Look! I found a gray hair! Right here, up front."

Sweetie looked over, kind of lazy-like. "Actually, you've got about three of them."

Damn you, tall guy who can see the top of my head. I didn't need to know about the other ones.

Guess it's time to look into some highlights.