Dear Mr. X,
Congratulations are in order. You've been selected for a Card that reflects your achievements and complements your life. A Card designed to reward you and bring you the extra service and privileges you require.
It's the American Express Rewards Plus Gold Card.
Fabulous! I wasn't aware that they now give out American Express Gold cards for having the most reading points in the entire third grade, but in this economy, I'll believe nearly anything. As far as that extra service and privileges thing, do you think he can afford to hire someone to clean his room and do his laundry? Good thing he has no idea how many Pokemon he could buy with it . . .
Good lord. How ridiculous.
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